Monday, April 23rd, 2012
Greetings readers of this blog. You may be wondering why I gathered you here…you now may be wondering if you were actually gathered. Trust me. You were. My name is E. Wikkins, the E is for Evil and the Wikkins sounds sort of like Wicked. You see, I am a villain, the most villainous of villains. Kinda, I'm actually still working my way up there. However, through carful documentation of my works of most heinous criminal activities on this blog I will show the world the extent of my evil. How absolutely and most stunningly evil I am. (I just did an evil laugh)
And so let it begin, I will post here weekly, each week (or even possibly several times a week) documenting the horrible crime committed during that week. MWAHAHAHAHAHA
One moment…someone's knocking on my door…I'll be right back.